Pale Emperor - never heard that one.
But I did hear some stories about the Nazis and the exemplary way the imprisoned sisters used to clean their barracks. About how they were so clean, the nazis got a ladder to run a white glove over the beams and found them spotless...
Or the one about a bro riding his bike with a package of magazines being stopped by a nazis. When asked what was on his bike, the bro truthfully told him it was Awakes and Watchtowers. The nazis just scoffed at it like it was a joke. The bro got to deliver the mags. That example was used to show that we must tell the truth......
The JW who witnessed to a business man on a train, event tho he knew that he wouldn't listen. The man took the book and later thru it out the window. The book hit a man was who contemplating suicide.But when he read the title "The Truth That Leads to Eternal Life", he decided to study with the witnesses and became a JW.
Several years ago at a convention, the speaker was going on about the man who had said at a specific date, Armageddon was to happen. Harold Camping. The speaker chuckled at how ridiculous that man was. Ho Ho Ho. But the speaker continued on how some witnesses had also believed a certain date. Ha Ha Ha. Run up credit cards etc. Ha Ha Ha. How sad that some looked for a specific date. Hahahahaha That is one of the saddest and the most devious story I've heard from them.